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La suite, avec une transaction bancaire de ma part :

Citation :[09:11:21] Janet Justin: hi
[14:07:58] Mars: hi !
[14:08:26] Mars: how are you ?
[14:09:23] Janet Justin: am fine, thanks
[14:11:12] Mars: what's up ?
[14:13:04] Janet Justin: yeah
[14:13:35] Mars: no, "what's up ?"
[14:13:54] Mars: what's new in your life since the last time we chat ?
[14:15:36] Janet Justin: am doing good
[14:15:43] Janet Justin: don't worry about me
[14:15:44] Janet Justin: am ok
[14:16:29] Mars: did you found a solution about your problem with Joshua ?
[14:16:58] Janet Justin: not yet
[14:17:10] Janet Justin: am ok don't worry
[14:17:23] Janet Justin: am coming back from lawyer
[14:17:30] Janet Justin: he is taking care of that
[14:26:14] Mars: i'm happy to read that
[14:26:20] Mars: i hope it will be ok for you
[14:26:52] Janet Justin: yeah
[14:28:33] Mars: if you have any problems call me, don't hesitate
[14:28:57] Mars: i will always be there for you
[14:29:36] Janet Justin: i have ow
[14:29:38] Janet Justin: now
[14:29:45] Janet Justin: what can you do?
[14:31:06] Mars: i can send you a lot of money, so you can live with me in France
[14:31:37] Janet Justin: hhhmm
[14:31:42] Janet Justin: i don't believe
[14:32:00] Janet Justin: now you can send me 500 euro to py my bills ?
[14:32:18] Mars: OF COURSE !!
[14:32:24] Mars: no wait, 1000€ !
[14:33:00] Janet Justin: hahaha
[14:33:11] Janet Justin: how can that be true
[14:33:24] Janet Justin: you don't sound to be a kind person
[143426] Mars: ;(;(;(;(;(
[14:36:54] Mars: wait, i'm going to send you something
[14:37:43] Janet Justin: hhmm
[14:37:47] Janet Justin: in spiritual?
[14:37:54] Mars: no, for real
[14:37:58] Mars: it's not a joke
[14:38:27] Janet Justin: how which way?
[14:38:41] Mars: just wait
[14:38:44] Mars: please
[14:40:25] Janet Justin: you must be joking
[14:40:45] Janet Justin: and how you gonna do that?
[14:41:05] Mars: you will see in a few minutes
[14:41:28] Janet Justin: how?
[14:41:40] Janet Justin: where are you going to send it?
[14:41:45] Janet Justin: which account or name?
[14:41:53] Janet Justin: are you crazy
[14:42:00] Janet Justin: you must be stupid i can see
[14:42:35] Mars: calm down right now or i will not send it
[14:43:45] Janet Justin: you are poor
[14:43:45] Janet Justin: don't send anymore
[14:44:08] Mars: me, poor ? hahaha
[14:44:22] Mars: i have Internet, a dog, 3 cars and a house
[14:45:01] Mars: so, this is for you : http://nsa34.casimages.com/img/2013/07/2...357640.jpg
[14:45:18] Mars: who's the liar now ?!
[14:45:23] Mars: take it, print it
[14:45:26] Mars: this is for you
[14:45:33] Mars: you want more ?
[14:46:24] Janet Justin: this is not real anyway
[14:46:57] Janet Justin: hahaha
[14:47:08] Janet Justin: which control number?
[14:47:20] Janet Justin: western union or MoneyGram?
[14:47:32] Mars: both of them, as you want
[14:48:42] Mars: i have to leave you now, next time i'll send you 5000 or 10 000€ if you want
[14:50:20] Janet Justin: no number or pin code?
[14:50:28] Mars: or maybe you can print the check on multiple copies !
[14:50:56] Mars: humm, you seem to be very interested by money, control numbe.... this is very very very strange !
[14:51:39] Mars: see you later dude, kiss :*
[14:52:23] Janet Justin: this is what you do online?
[14:52:31] Janet Justin: then let do business together
[14:52:31] Janet Justin: ok
Mdrrr je rêve ou il te fait une proposition de collaboration pour escroquer les autres ensemble ?
Excellent dance

ça ressemble à l'annonce de la Twingo à 7 vitesses.
(26-07-2013, 17:25)Boban13 a écrit : [ -> ]Mdrrr je rêve ou il te fait une proposition de collaboration pour escroquer les autres ensemble ?

Je sais pas, je l'ai pas pris comme ça. Je lui demanderai, à l'occasion Pouletdanse

Pour l'annonce de la maison, elle est terrible Clap

Edit : la suite

Citation :[26/07/2013 23:30:11] Mars: helloooooooo honey !
[26/07/2013 23:30:25] Janet Justin: yeah i got the cash
[26/07/2013 23:30:28] Janet Justin: thank u
[26/07/2013 23:30:40] Mars: :)
[26/07/2013 23:30:46] Mars: you want more money ?
[26/07/2013 23:31:33] Janet Justin: no no
[26/07/2013 23:31:38] Janet Justin: am okay with this
[26/07/2013 23:31:39] Janet Justin: thanks
[26/07/2013 23:31:41] Janet Justin: lol
[26/07/2013 233445] Mars: i totally forgot but i have to tell your that you are very cute
[26/07/2013 23:35:04] Janet Justin: thanks
[26/07/2013 23:35:57] Mars: the girl on the pictures, i mean
[26/07/2013 23:43:48] Mars: does your scam works, sometimes ?
[26/07/2013 23:45:19] Mars: Florent ?
[26/07/2013 23:48:04] Mars: Joshua, give the keyboard back to Flo, please
[26/07/2013 23:51:48] Mars: Honey, are you still alive ?
[26/07/2013 23:56:53] Mars: i'm worry, please answer to me
[26/07/2013 23:57:31] Janet Justin: you are a HACKER right?
[26/07/2013 23:57:48] Janet Justin: do you HACK banks or Western Union?
[26/07/2013 23:57:53] Janet Justin: or MoneyGram?
[26/07/2013 23:58:01] Janet Justin: i love what you do online
[26/07/2013 23:58:48] Mars: i can answer to that online, several governments are watching me
[26/07/2013 235917] Janet Justin: oh really?
[26/07/2013 235927] Janet Justin: meaning you hack all right?
[26/07/2013 235934] Mars: maybe
[00:00:04] Janet Justin: i see
[00:00:14] Janet Justin: then you must to teach me
[00:00:23] Janet Justin: do you have emails for sale?
[00:01:26] Mars: not for the moment, but first of all, it was too easy to tell that your story about your uncle was a fake
[00:02:11] Janet Justin: you said so
[00:02:41] Mars: who is the girl on the pictures ?
[00:03:13] Janet Justin: forget it
[00:03:24] Janet Justin: tell me something special
[00:03:29] Janet Justin: i wanna make money online
[00:03:35] Mars: who is she ?
[00:03:40] Janet Justin: i know you are a member
[00:08:50] Mars: [00:03] Mars:

<<< who is she ?
[00:09:06] Janet Justin: don't mind
[00:10:12] Mars: our collaboration to make money will be complicated if you don't want to answer to my question
[00:14:29] Janet Justin: tell me more about you then am gonna tell you about me
[00:14:32] Janet Justin: that's all
[00:15:23] Mars: you're certainly not in a position to negotiate
[00:15:50] Janet Justin: I am in the position
[00:15:53] Janet Justin: tell me something
[00:16:04] Janet Justin: am gonna reveal myself to you also
[00:16:49] Mars: you already try to tell my bullshits, so no, you're definitively not into this position
[00:17:21] Mars: and my way to make money is more important than the girl
[00:17:22] Janet Justin: alright alright
[00:17:26] Janet Justin: then no problem
[00:17:35] Janet Justin: am not gonna bother you anymore
[00:18:20] Mars: answer to my question about her and i will help you
[00:19:09] Janet Justin: she is me
[00:19:20] Mars: prove it
[00:19:47] Janet Justin: how you mean prove it?
[00:20:15] Mars: show me it's not a random picture that you took online
[00:20:38] Janet Justin: ok
[00:23:30] Mars: so ?
[00:24:42] Mars: i'm waiting for the proof....
[00:25:02] Janet Justin: how?
[00:25:25] Mars: you said "ok", so you mean you're going to prove it
[00:25:32] Mars: it's your problem, not mine
[00:25:41] Mars: you have a webcam or something else ?
[00:29:14] Mars: ?
[00:31:22] Janet Justin: i got webcam here
[00:31:26] Janet Justin: why not
[00:31:56] Mars: ok, show yourself
[00:32:30] *** Appel de Janet Justin : durée 00:48 ***
[00:33:35] Janet Justin: you are ok now?
[003442] Mars: i don't know, i will think about it, now i have to sleep 'cause it's 0h35 and i will have to wake up at 6

A ma grande surprise, j'ai pu voir que derrière l'écran se cache la même gonzesse qui figurait sur les photos.
Photo ?
On veut la suite maintenant
ça va se finir sur le topic doc et difool tout ça... Roll
(27-07-2013, 01:02)Nil Sanyas a écrit : [ -> ]Photo ?

Sleep
Clap trop fort Mazargues
Monsieur Mazargues est connaisseur en matière de pornstar Nana Je rectifie donc la dernière phrase de mon dernier post : "A ma grande surprise, j'ai pu voir que derrière l'écran se cache une gonzesse qui ressemble pas mal à celle qui figurait sur les photos." Doctor (c'est vrai que l'autre derrière son écran avait l'air d'avoir de plus gros boobs Doctor)
Ah, donc elle t'a bien fait une proposition de collaboration Roll

Par contre, elle est sérieuse, elle croit vraiment que le chèque bidon que tu lui as envoyé, elle va pouvoir l'encaisser ?
Je sais pas s'il s'était pas mis à se foutre de ma gueule aussi Mf_doof Je lui ai demandé ce matin s'il pouvait remettre la caméra quelques instants. J'avais envie de tester un truc tout con, savoir si la dame sur la vidéo que le monsieur diffusait aller lever les mains au moment où je lui demanderai. Bizarrement en plus du refus, je me suis fait insulter. A croire que je lui ai fait perdre trop de temps Biggrin2
bah oui tu peux diffuser la video que tu veux...tu penses bien qu'ils y ont pensé!
[video=youtube]youtube.com/watch?v=8GWpviRMKpc[/video]
Tumbleweed
Aanz
Shipwrecked
C'est bon, vous êtes calmé ?
Ca m'a un peu rappelé "Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time"

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